Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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