things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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