spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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