she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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