11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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