i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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