and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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