Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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