this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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