i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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