I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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