You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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