Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
