is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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