She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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