there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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