Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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