I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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