Who did Billy Mays play for?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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