no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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