Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
worst night to have a conscience
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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