This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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