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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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