Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
