I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
