so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
