That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
