12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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