So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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