ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
