I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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