New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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