i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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