normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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