Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
now i know why i became what i already was.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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