i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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