Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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