I molested 6 butterflies tonight
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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