Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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