Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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