You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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