I'm drive I can fine osifer
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't think brook has ever known best
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
