i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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