But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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