Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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