D3 body, D1 cock
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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