the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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