real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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