my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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