he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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