Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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