He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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