I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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